Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. boni: tu an-fili stude longi tem = in auto kamera. Bad: You have found porn videos in his room. mali: tu pa de= tekti poli porno-ra in an kamera. Very bad: You and your wife are the main = actors. fo mali: tu e tu fe-sponsa es plu cefa drama-pe!

• What Bill Gate= s’ wife says to him when they make love?
• qo-ra u fe-sponsa de Bill Gates = dice ad an tem mu akti un amo?

• Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

  Bill, tu es fo MICRO, tu es fo SOFT!

-What’s the longest word? -Qo es u m= axi longi verba? -Elastic band!

• Un elasti banda!

-Who always goes to bed= with shoes on? -Qi pan-tem kine a kli e habe epi se auto pedi-ve? -A hors= e.

• Un equs!

-“He is the son of my father and mother but he is not my bro= ther. Who is he?”

• An es u an-fili de mi patri e matri sed an ne es mi an-= sibi. Qi an es?
• He is me!
• an es mi !